Takin' It Slow~~LOL!

Slow Motion A$$ Spanking - Watch more Funny Videos

Congressional Question Time:

**"How are you going to stem the tide of these syphilitic fossils
within the ranks of the Republican Party?

**"Just for a change, could I talk over you, while you talk over me?"

**"Does this Bill have any provision whatsoever for pig valves?"

**"Why can't we all just get along?"

**"The people sent me here to work for change...anybody got fifty cents?"

Just another day in D.C......blood sport rules!

:)

"TeaseUp" [retouched]:

You can find the "original" here : Click me!



What runs towards the aperture
goes deeper than caverns,
cartwheels, and composure.
Here, where sight claims praise,
beauty pulls together
whatever illuminates
shadow.

************
Thank you, J.G.
you'll find more photos here too < "The Mandy & Amber Stories" <(click) to my blogroll.
[new]

Happy Birthday, John:

Yes...It's one of my favorite movies, always.

(the book is better)



love as always

Abe's Heart.

Dare to Write The Darkness:

Why should anyone suppress it? There is comfort in time; things which lighten a load. Today, just this morning, I realized my one of my singular gifts.

And, then I dared to write it.

Peace,

~x~Abe's Heart.

It doesn't take much to make me happy:

1. Being satisfied with a few well-placed words.

2. One hour of quiet.

3. Having respect for the words of others and expecting the same in return.

4. Remembering the "good" memories.

5. Sharing experience and whatever "wisdom" learned.

6. Ending each day knowing you're of value.

`x~Abe's Heart.

Another re-Visit..."Super Hero"

`x~Abe's Heart......da best is yet to come!

"BottomsUp," always....

.....Okay. So I'm bored! ....:)

`x~Abe's Heart.
05/09/09...peace OUT!

TAKING CARE, damnit.....

....check the resting pulse......................^....^...^..^.^...^..................^^







x~abe'sHEART.

Sugasm # 164 : Unquestionably Sugasm! :

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #165? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Confessional: Breaking the Girl
“And that’s why I’ll love it, that’s what will fuel me to dig deeper.”

Does Art imitate Life or Life Art?
“We were experimental and conventional and some times both in the same round of sex. ”

It burns…
“And this is no sweet kissing”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
A Porn Customer Protests

Sugasm Editor
Fetish Fridays: Teabagging

Editor’s Choice
Light Me Up Right

More Sugasm
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(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

Sex News, Reviews, and Interviews
Champagne Giveaway: Lesbian Hospital 2 from Girlfriends Films
O’my Caramel Lubricant

Sex Advice
Advice: I Can’t Cum in There
Delayed Ejaculation - The Flip Side of Premature Ejaculation
Gettin’ Busy Goin’ Green
How to Get the Best Orgasm

BDSM & Fetish
Annie Wersching: I’d Beat
Cousins in pigtails
Get painfull paddle over the table
Out of the Past, Toward the Future
The Slit Dream
Submission and Orgasms

Sex Humor
Question Time!
Singing disco and squealing with (good) pain

Erotic Writing and Experiences
The Canvas
Diary of a Futa - Marny’s Journal
Fairy Time
The Games We Play
I Love His Cock
Kiev kink
Love letter to a memory.
Ms. Robinson
My slutty little girl.
The Overnight. Finale (Dildos)
Perks of the Job
Silence
Three
A Three Way with Adonis

Sex & Politics
The FatGirl Pervert Rants.

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Brothers… and Sisters
For The Single Male
My Little Secrets or Things I Don’t Tell the Boys
A quick note on pets.
She Got-I Got

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Angel in the midst
Croatia Football Babe - Body Painting
Lysa is au natural
New Cuckold MP3
Pure Pleasure
Vulnerable HNT
Wild animal set free

`x~Abe's Heart

"blush" [#1] ~~a fiction.

It was never my intention to embarrass her.Honestly, there are so many reasons one turns a distinct shade of red. If she was completely honest, (as I hope to be) she'd tell you (after-the-fact) that the after-effects of her exposed condition included an orgasm.


Her blush, completely on display, told the tale.

Let's take it from the beginning, shall we? On the day in question, (and, believe me, there's more than a few strong-hearts rooting for a more blushed bottom than she'd received) I was lying by the pool,reading the latest issue of Time magazine~~(I know, you don't believe me, but it's true!.) The sun had just reached its afternoon peak ('bout twelve o'clock ),and if my darling wife were not in the pool at this moment, I dare say, she soon would be.

[to be continued....honest]

`x`Abe's Heart.

The Mother of All Months:

A friend, recently made me aware of a video on YouTube. The video is a fun send-up upon the subject of Motherhood. For me, it brought not only a chuckle, but a deep appreciation of all my own Mother did, and said, as I was growing up.

Admittedly, this is still a difficult month for me. My Mom's Birthday is on the 22nd of May. She's been gone now, since 2005, but there is not a day that has gone by I haven't thought of her.

Thanks, friend,...for the reminder; the good times.



~x~Abe's Heart.

~~"YIPES"~~5,000 Profile Views....okay, I admit it: 4 or 5, were my own (lol!)

~x~Abe's Heart.

Question Time! :

"WHAT DO YOU ATTRIBUTE TO YOUR LOVE OF SPANKING?"

**

"I wanted to look at the world with rose-colored asses."

**

"If it feels good, do it."

**

"I've always been naughty...just ask my mother."[female respondent]

**

"I not going to tell you. You'll have to spank the answer out of me." [female respondent]

**

"I don't have a love of spanking..but, I'll give it a go anyway." [trans-gender respondent]

**

"I'm Jack...I can do anything I want" [Male Hollywood Actor, respondent]

**

"Spanking (laughing out loud, falling off of chair, turning red, and averting eyes [downward] w/a smile).....okay!" [female respondent]

**

"None of your damn business, buddy..now, fuck off."

**

"For 50 bucks, I'll tell ya..and, spank ya too, if ya want" [female respondent, Hollywood & Vine]

**

Have a nice day.....

(spank*)

`x~Abe's Heart.


**

Sugasm # 163 [note: Posting it... just for da heck of it!]

April 16th, 2009 by Vixen | Updated: April 17th, 2009

Cell popping courtesy of
Mystress Lady Evyl.

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #164? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Another Night With My Beer Buddy
“She nodded, her eyes closing with pleasure, his arm working.”

Blowjob in Red
“My voice descended into lust.”

Her dirty talk got me off. twice.
“Why does that turn me on so goddamn much?”

Sugasm Editor
Sex Work And Honesty: The Correct Answer

Editor’s Choice
Stockinged Feet

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See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Is Sex Positivity Bad for Feminism?
The Mark

NSFW Pics, Videos and Audio
Deviantly Different -HNT
Katrina Darrell Bikini Pictures from American Idol

Sex and Politics
It’s All Over Now Baby Blue…

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Ah, those heels
The Classless in Stripperville
Domination Fantasy
Fucking Ratios, Part 1
Fun With Rose
Kiss Me
Lisa’s torments 2 & 3
Naughty Photoshoot!
A Perfect Welcome
The Reunion
Shivers
Wet. Confession #258
Wet Spot #1 (Crescent Moons)
Wild Dream

Sex Advice
Nookie Tip
Solo Lady Love - Women and Masturbation
Steps Towards Enjoying Sex

BDSM & Fetish
Carnal Conversations
Cop Performs Subdrop Aftercare
Dream Whore
Explaining Cell Popping
A Pain-Drenched Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss
Poetic license

Sex News, Reviews, and Interviews
The Hitachi Magic Wand - How it saved (or literally started up) my sex life
Pasties: Tassel Twirling 101
Race Play Interview, Part I
Radio Interview Tonight!

x, Abe's Heart. (gotta catch up on my readin')

Can't help posting these stupid things! (got that?):

Amongst the many bits of information filling my "inbox," (thereby draining my memory capacity, while massaging my funny bone--tee-hee!) arrived this...Yes, another bloody example of those superficial and utterly trivial bits of flotsom we lovingly refer to as,
"Hey!- Somebody- really- thought- I'd- get- a- kick- out- of- this, -so- they- sent -to- me- in- the- hopes- I'd- send- it- to- someone- else- and- they- in- turn -would- send- it- to- another -memory-draining -dude-(or, dudette)- who'll- find -this- as- funny- as- the- first- guy- did."

Now, in the hope of diffusing (or, deleting) this without opening it..I present this e-mail to you. Enjoy!

Cough-cough!

>>>>>>>E-Mail:


Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise.

Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's

like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a

nap.




Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?


A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are

these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering

vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass

(green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily

allowance of vegetable products.


Q:Should I reduce my alcohol intake?


A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit.

Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even

more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.

Bottoms up! (note: "tee-hee" wink*)


Q:How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies

your ratio is two to one, etc.


Q:What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!


Q:Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!
.
..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could

getting more vegetables be bad for you?


Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing

sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.



Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy?

HELLO
Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!



Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.



Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!



Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.



And remember:



'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an

attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand -

chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO

HOO, What a Ride'




AND......



For those of you who watch what you eat , here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a

relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.



1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.



2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.



3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.



4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.



5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.



CONCLUSION:


Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

ShortbusNormal Redux :

Ah! Hail Canada....again!
(smiles*)

`x~Abe's Heart.
04/16/09.

PS: Recommended reading: "The Age of The Unthinkable" [Why The New World Disorder
Constantly Surprises Us And What We Can Do About It], by Joshua Cooper Ramo. This is one, eye-opening read. Five stars.

Burn Out:

How does one write the unexpressable? I find myself, daring myself to be true; realizing the bridge so difficult to cross. I don't want to inflict harm, and yet at the same time, I know keeping silent only worsens my already fragile exsistence.

Being in the company of my father is beginning to wear on me. Not only is he losing his mind, his memory...he's losing the ability to see those who love him as trustworthy. I'm in a classic struggle~~burning out. He is consistently negative & angry. The passing of my mother put us all in a tail-spin. Now, his children are running from him. Nothing is ever "good enough"..I'm no longer good enough in his eyes.

He screams and shouts irrational things; slams doors; and, jumps down my throat when I try to be helpful. He forgets himself, and does not see the hurt he causes.

There is no getting well. Each week is getting more difficult to care for him. I'm exhausted.

Burnt out.

Home is no longer home.

`x~Abe's heart.

It takes a heap of livin'...

to make a house a home.

~Edgar Guest~~




Coheed and Cambria - Welcome Home (Live) (Official Music Video) - More bloopers are a click away

`x~Abe's Heart.

Spring Has Sprung! Lights, Camera, Action!!

~x~Abe's Heart.
.....back in the swing, w/zing!

04/09/09