This one arrived today.
...well. It gave me a chuckle:
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Re-booter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
:)
`x~Abe's Heart
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3 comments:
Sage advice!!!!
I will not open any email, and on my way to the store right now!
I'm taking your advice to heart. I just opened a great bottle of Pinot and am getting cozy for the rest of the afternoon/evening.
It's a cold rainy day, and I don't want to be out in it anymore.
Got a great new book and some wine. What's work!
Nice to have you back.
xoxo
~vk~
Christine~~Cheers!
Vixen Kitten~~Good to see you here.
It's a cold, rainy, day here too!
[No wine for me...just busy-work!]
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